Sebastian
Eggcelent

I ask my friend: “What do chickens say when something is perfect?”

He thinks for a bit and answers: “Quack?”

collegehumor:

Friendzone
First, we thought it was a super win, then we saw how our friend got stuck in the friendzone, maybe forever.

collegehumor:

Friendzone

First, we thought it was a super win, then we saw how our friend got stuck in the friendzone, maybe forever.

collegehumor:

How to Deal with an Asshole Teacher
collegehumor:

Guy Takes Pet Snake for a Walk
Is it still called a walk if it’s a snake?

collegehumor:

Guy Takes Pet Snake for a Walk

Is it still called a walk if it’s a snake?

It’s a penis, Mom.